Once upon a time I was fast asleep and all of a sudden I am woken up by a super loud bang against the wall... FREAKED me out. It takes me a minute to figure out what exactly is going on.. and I notice that Jake is no longer laying next to me.. and our blanket and sheets are not on the bed. I then hear some heavy breathing and I realize that Jake is laying on the floor... on MY side. How on earth does that happen?? So here is how our convo goes....
(S = summer J= Jake)
S- "Jake..... what are you doing?"
J- (while breathing heavy) "I don't know...."
S- "Why are you on the floor?? Did you fall off the bed?" (trying not to die of laughter)
J- (doesn't say anything.. just still breathing heavy like he just got shot!)
I stop asking questions and see if he is going to get up or not.. but then it goes silent.. like I can't hear him breathe anymore so I thought he passed out or something....
S- "Jake you need to get up off the floor..."
J- "I can't!"
S- "Why?"
J- "I got hit by the lawn buddies truck and my arm is stuck I can't move"
So then I am thinking... why didn't he tell me he got hit by his work truck?? Then he wakes up out of this dream he was in...
J- "I don't really know where I am.. but I know I am on the floor..."
I then start DYING of laughter.. I shine my phone light on him and I lost it.. We could barely breath we were laughing SO hard I had tears coming from my eyes. He just layed there for about 10 minutes not knowing what happened.. and we still have no clue! My guess is he somehow managed to roll over me... with all of the blankets onto the floor.. and didn't wake up from that. He has a huge scratch on his arm from something. and basically I have never laughed so hard. Yes.. this all happened at 2:30 in the morning.
I wanted to take a picture of him laying there.. but he was in his G's... so this is where he fell
I am on the right side.. he is on the left. and he fell on MY side! I still don't get it
4 comments:
hahahaah! i love it!
That is hilarious!! Sounds like a similar story that happened before his mission. Chad sleep talks too, all the time, and it makes for some good laughs.
The fact he rolled over you and that didn't wake you...worries me a little bit!!!
That made me laugh! That is a little crazy you didn't wake up if he rolled over you!
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